My thrilling status updates for the week
- Can’t decide which blanket to buy: howling wolf, eight ball, or Tupac? #
- The Steve Irwin is the most incompetent maritime vessel in the history of maritime vessels. I can’t stand to watch it anymore. #
- I love my mom. And this song. http://tinyurl.com/yfap98p #
- reason no. 4,587 that Seinfeld is awesome: http://tinyurl.com/bj7nwg #