My thrilling status updates for the week
- Doesn’t believe a potato has ever been overcooked. It’s impossible, in fact, says the man waiting for potato. #
- Sorry, but if I don’t know you in real life you’re not going to be my Facebook friend. – Jordan Boyce #
- finds personality-driven political talk shows uninspiring€”on any channel. How do cable subscribers watch this stuff? Gross. #
- Toyoto really needs to change their tagline. “Moving forward,” isn’t a good thing for a someone with brake problems. #
- fiddling with your phone during dinner or while at someone’s house is rude. There, I said it. http://tinyurl.com/y9zwsud #
- Great article. “Suing a competitor typically makes them more relevant, not less.” http://tinyurl.com/ykcrgnx #
- Hot. Especially the breakdown. http://www.youtube.com/watch#playnext=1&playnext_from=TL&videos=E-Ax9RvVM84&v=3PyxnN38ilY #
- thinks breathy vocals ruin trance music. Instrumental or go home, please. #
- can only land 58 plans in Flight Control. For now. #
- Where did you learn to climb trees like that!? The Pacific Northwest. #
- The English invented it, the Brazilians perfected it. #
- Nice article for sports fans http://tinyurl.com/ygwyp35 #
- My 2yo had a nightmare last night and woke up the house. What was this night terror? Someone had “stolen [her] pink purse.” The horror. #