Not all fortune cookies are duds
I haven’t taken a fortune cookie serious — let alone keep one — since… well, forever. Rather than predicting actual fortunes, almost all of them instead state the obvious or reference vague generalizations like, “Your friends have heartbeats,” or, “You’ll never know what you can do until you try.”
Dumb.
My latest fortune cookie, acquired last month after overpaying for an uneasy meal, was a keeper, however: “The project you have in mind will soon gain momentum.” I excitedly thought to myself, “Really? Which one? How soon? Tell me, omniscient Confucius!” I then slipped the two-inch piece of paper into my pocket and later onto my desk as a reminder of my fortune. After a discouraging precursor to Q1, I was willing to let even a cheap, dry cookie have an effect on my professional life.
Yesterday, I closed one of those deals — a reputable and ongoing account that is sure to bolster my portfolio and bank account. As a result, my faith in fortune cookies has been restored. My faith in suspect Chinese joints, on the other hand, has not.
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I love fortune cookies. My wallet and cork board are full of these little paper optimisms. For some people they always pick one that doesn’t apply to them, but somehow mine always apply to me and what is going on in my life. I am glad that your faith has been renewed. That is awesome!
Congrats! And, by the way, the “in bed” addition is also fun when used with the title of various hymns during sacrament meeting.
The key is to keep the optimistic ones and dismiss the rest as mere superstition.
That’s funny. I had one the other day that I too decided to keep. It says “You will be unusually successful in an entertainment career (in bed)”.
I added the “in bed” part cause that’s what you are supposed to do with fortune cookies.