Worst email reply ever
A friend recently (and politely) declined business from someone he once worked with. This someone didn’t take “no” for an answer. Nor did he take unanswered emails. Behold, his latest email:
Dude… what am I missing here ??
I have always assumed entrepreneurs treated each other with respect and responded to each other; especially those that have known each other for a while.
So… um… why are you treating me (a 3 tie INC 500 winner and 5 x successful entrepreneur; arguably more successful than you)… like crap ?
I respected you enough to personally respond… not to have one of my people call; you.
If that is your definition of class. Please… don’t respond to my email at all.
Persuasion: You’re doing it wrong. Ellipses too. Not to mention unnecessary spacing before question marks. In any case, my buddy did not reply. ZING!
Telling someone that you are better than they are is always a great way to get the proverbial foot in the door. “Hmm. I hadn’t thought about the fact that you are better than me at, well, pretty much everything. I guess I should reconsider.”
Several other instances of awesomeness: using “um” in a business-related email; assuming that entrepreneurs always treat each other with respect (even I know that isn’t true); and failure to pay attention during third-grade grammar lessons.
I like ellipses; I use them all the time–on Facebook. They have no place in this email, especially since they are not even close to being used in the right way. You can’t substitute em-dashes and semicolons with ellipses (and you can’t start sticking semicolons between “call” and “you”.)