Blake Snow

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Beware prospective hoodlums

neighborhood watch sign

WARNING: In case you get any ideas, my neighborhood is under an enforced watch program, which means we “immediately report all suspicious activities” to the proper authorities.

So yeah—I dare you to charge this impenetrable fortress of protection.