My thrilling status updates for the week
- “Sweet cab rice cakes, she don’t care how the sweets taste. Fake philly cheese steak, but you use real toothpaste.” #
- Although pleasant, electronic relationships will never compare to human ones. #
- is stuck in a moment he can’t get out of, otherwise known as an early January funk. #
- is seeing the taxman tomorrow to get it over with early. #
- Sorry kitchen sink calcium deposits. You didn’t stand a chance today against my wife, who was armed with Kaboom! (looks great, Lindz) #
- “That boy good,” says Jay-Z. #
- is texting at a stop light to tell you that Deadmau5 has literally turned his Jeep into a discoteque. On a Wednesday afternoon even. #
- ‘s ear is no respecter of musical skill. If it sounds good, he’ll listen. #
- is excited to watch the new PBS adaptation of Emma. Yes, I like Jane Austen, the “original gangsta” of chick flicks. #
- likes the pirate flag his neighbor flies. #