My thrilling status updates for the week
- You could fill a book—a lot of books—with things Dad doesn’t know. And they have. Which is why I read. #
- thinks Meaghan Smith’s new album is awesome. http://tinyurl.com/yj9faj9 #
- thinks Brier Rose is the worst witness protection name ever. #
- Like John Grisham? Read David Sheff’s Game Over. It’s fascinating non-fiction. http://tinyurl.com/y95k5p9 #
- is having a mindblowing triumphant day and hopes you are too. #
- Deadmau5 + Sony MDR-V700 = Headphone Bliss (Thanks, Matt!) #
- What’s the deal with size 0, ladies? Really? You’re smaller than size 1? #
- still doesn’t understand what an “ombudsman” is. It’s just one of those dictionary entires that doesn’t enlighten. #
- I broke my bat on Johnny’s head; somebody snitched on me. #
- Just learned that Irish kids leave Santa Guinness with cookies—not always milk. Ho, ho, ho, indeed. #
- is assembling a dollhouse for the girls, and yet Santa will get all the credit. #