My thrilling status updates for the week
- likes Agassi less after reading his autobiography. #
- still drinks from water fountains. Anybody else? #
- is about to board a giant metal tube with service to Salt Lake… as soon as the girls awake from their slumber in this quiet NYC apt. #
- is working in disarray—moving boxes are everywhere and it makes me feel yucky. #
- new Vampire Weekend album—Contra—is hot. #
- Why are we talking about tablet PCs again (i.e. at CES)? Didn’t these things fizzle five years ago? #
- just conquered his wireless router. Take that, sucka! #
- I’m sorry. The correct answer to the greatest Van Halen song of all time is Panama. Panama is the correct answer. #
- What’s the point of the Europa League if all you’re doing is playing for 33rd place (since the top 32 play in Champions League)? Dumb. #
- Boo Texas. Roll Tide. #
- American Express has the best customer service in the world, hands down. Ask and you shall receive. Just awesome. #
- Viva Las Vegas! Luck be a new deal tonight. #